(how's that for an enticing title? ... accurate, at least.) guess
what, we're still at sea, still eating four times a day, still watching
for whales, still sampling at night, still catching up on sleep during
the day. of course there are interesting aspects of each of these, but
overall there's nothing earth-shattering to report for now. so i'll
adress them in order.
still at sea: we're at about 12°S now and have been having very windy
weather, with fine misty spray constantly wafting around even the
uppermost deck, some 12m above the surface. some nights are cloudy but
some have spectacular stars, and the other night the moonrise was
particularly lovely - the amber half-moon floated huge above the
horizon for about an hour. we have movie nights every couple of days,
and the south american contingent and i have been exchanging language
lessons by writing down and explaining song lyrics, which is good fun
and excellent for the vocabulary.
still eating: the food continues to be mostly good, with a few extreme
exceptions. my new un-favorite is something called 'herring in a fur
coat' (and doesn't that just sound appetizing) - it's chunks of raw,
salted herring under a mat of shredded/grated pickled beets, bound
together with mayonnaise. i threw up a little in my mouth just writing
about it. and chicken jello was on offer again yesterday at afternoon
tea. but let's be positive: we've also had chocolate layer cake (about
1/5 of a cake each - portions are nothing if not generous), tangerine
ice cream, and many good soups.
still whale-spotting: the other day we saw a group of baleen whales
breaching in the distance. which is to say, we saw the splashes
(considerable) and the spouts, which told us they were baleen whales.
we didn't see the whales themselves (that would be too much
excitement), so we don't know what species they were. but the fact
that there were about six suggests humpbacks; most of the other baleen
whales are solitary.
still sampling: we've had about a dozen samples in total, and have
about another 20 to go. results have been excellent - among ~200
specimens of squid and octopus, we've seen 27 species from 13 families,
a very nice diversity. the strangest are still the cranchiids (like
Cranchia scabra, of golf-ball-resemblance fame) - the latest bizarre
newcomer has its eyes out on stalks longer than its arms; the arms
themselves form just a small rosette at the end of a long 'neck.'
there are enoploteuthids with hundreds of blue-green photophores
scattered in tiny galaxies over their ventral sides, deep-sea
mastigoteuthids with long tentacles covered in tiny suckers, and
octopuses that are completely transparent except for the eyes and
shiny, spindle-shaped digestive gland/liver. (i will put links to
information on these species when i get home, but in the meantime you
can find them on the tree of life project, if you're interested - www.tolweb.org,
i believe.) where we have enough material within one species, we are
also saving some specimens or tissue samples for DNA analysis when we
return, which will help determine how closely these species are related
to other cephalopods.
still sleeping: daytime naps are critical to our night-time
productivity. the siesta (or siestita, depending how much time is
available) is a near-holy concept and can be interrupted only if the
napper is in danger of missing a meal. in fact, with 35 minutes before
lunch, i think i can just squeeze one in...
yesterday afternoon, we sailed across the equator. although we joked
about feeling the bump as we went across, this is actually a big deal
at sea, attended by rituals and ceremonies that are specific to each
ship. those who have not crossed before (at sea; by air and land don't
count) are initiated, usually in some way that involves getting dirty
and wet. and our ship is no exception. the crew had been building up
to this for a week, giving each other and the 22 of us equatorial
newbies significant conspiratorial or ominous looks. (actually, that's
about all the communication we get from many of the crew, since they're
russian and there's a rather significant language barrier.)
announcements were made on the ship's intercom much more frequently
than usual during the morning (all in russian, of course), and we were
instructed to stay away from the aft deck until 13.30, when we were to
appear in, yes, clothes that could get dirty and wet.
with some trepidation, but mostly curiosity, we arrived at the
appointed time - and to what a sight! a makeshift hip-high pool had
been constructed on deck and filled with seawater. the costumed crew
represented king neptune and his queen, several sirens, some very
impressive sea demons (painted black from head to toe, with masks,
tails, grass skirts and cuffs, and various noisemakers), plus some
other apparently more random characters - a nurse, a bizarre
hairdresser, the ship's captain in full uniform, and a wizard. don't
ask me, i just work here.
the initates were corralled into a roped-off waiting area and then led
forth and presented to the oceanic royalty singly or in small groups,
kneeling before them and receiving liberal smearings of black goo from
the sea demons, plus ice down the backs, dustings of flour, strands of
spaghetti hung from the ears and many other physical delights. each
person or group was given a task to complete, from playing soccer with
the sea demons, to drawing portraits of neptune, to carrying the sirens
around the deck piggyback. the biology team (mercifully abused as a
group) danced around the deck with the demons, ultimately forming a
conga line. some initiates also had to crawl through a large
pipe/tunnel while being rolled around on the deck and receiving
percussive encouragement on the sides of the pipe; apparently it was
also full of potato peelings. everyone was ultimately dumped in the
pool. (and all of this was accompanied by speeches and possibly
explanations... but of course they were in russian, so it all remained
a mystery to us.) after about two hours, all hoops had apparently been
jumped through satisfactorily and we were released. i suspect that the
showers that followed made a significant dent in our fresh water
supply. and i still have flour in my ears.
but in the evening, there was a feast - a barbecue on the aft deck, the
best meal we have had so far, with grilled chicken and pork, baked
potatoes, fresh veggies (usually in short supply), pickles, watermelon,
and spanish melon. this probably sounds like a standard barbecue to
you, but to us, after two weeks of a plate arriving with three food
items, which you either eat or don't, this was like christmas.
quantity! variety! choices! given our drooling, they probably had
to hose down the deck afterward. (on a side note about food, further
to my earlier observations about sea fare, another two unfortunate
meals have been presented - liver and tongue. by extreme luck, my
lovely, carnivorous roommate is somewhat ambivalent to vegetables, so
we've come to an arrangement that suits us both.)
the luxurious, languorous meal continued on into the evening hours -
another nice change, since we're usually in and out of the dining hall
in about 20 minutes. we were presented with certificates of our
equatorial crossing (which we are apparently supposed to bring along on
future voyages to avoid repeating the spectacle - but of course that
will only work if future crews can read russian; for all we know, they
actually say that we failed and should be initiated again next time).
a little dancing rounded out the day, and everyone went to bed full
and happy - if still a little floury, and smudged black in some strange
places.
on monday night we reached our first 'superstation,' a central point
around which we would deploy several kinds of sampling gear. ten
superstations are planned for the voyage, with 5-10 separate samples to
be taken at each - a variety of benthic, mid-water and surface
biological samples, plus hydrological, acoustic and geological data.
the first net (midwater, the most likely to catch squid) was shot at
about 1am and recovered around 3.30. those who would work with the
specimens collected in this sample (the fish team and ceph-heads) had
rested in advance, napping during the previous day and in the earlier
part of the evening, since the catch would need to be sorted and
photographed while fresh. the fish people would first sort out their
animals, then pass the rest of the sample on to the other squid guy and
me for second sorting; we would pull out any cephalopods, and
photograph, ID, and fix them in formalin, and fix the rest of the
sample as well.
when the first net was retrieved, bad luck had struck again (an earlier
test run of the benthic gear had suffered two malfunctions) - the
cable designed to hold the net open while sampling had come loose at
one end, so the net had essentially been towed with the mouth either
slack or mostly closed. the entire sample was about two handsful. but
there were some interesting things - hatchetfish, some very toothy
deep-sea fish with interesting lights and barbels, several different
kinds of shrimp, and two small squid.
while the net was being repaired, a plankton net was towed from the
ship's bow, but no cephs came in. the second deployment of the larger
net, however, which finished around 6am, was much more satisfactory,
containing about 45 small squid and octopus, from five different
families. these included some baby argonauts, a small species of squid
called Pterygioteuthis gemmata with absolutely beautiful opalescent
photophores (light organs), and a ridiculous-looking cranchiid squid
called Cranchia scabra, whose mantle is a transparent, perfect sphere,
and covered with pointy tubercles that make it look like an inside-out
golf ball. i promise pictures when i get back!
over the course of that day (tuesday), two more relevant tows came in,
bringing representatives of another three families, from the squid
group i study to a couple of very strange gelatinous octopuses. all up
we had about 100 specimens, all fascinating and mostly in excellent
condition (enough so to keep us wide awake working until after dinner;
then we crashed, and slept a large portion of the next day as well).
so the eight days' travel just to reach the first station were worth
it, and hopefully the remaining ~3 weeks will be just as good!
although the days tend to run together a bit out here, each is usually
marked by at least one unique event. the day before yesterday, it was
the flying fish. they leapt out of the water singly, in small groups
or by the hundreds, to spread their huge pectoral and anal fins and
glide away from the ship's bow, just centimeters above the water but
for dozens of meters at a stretch. when they caught the sun, they
flashed silver, blue and copper, and they were quite lovely. i had
seen them before but never so many and never at such leisure. they
have excellent directional control (best demonstrated by the one that
launched itself toward the looming bow, experienced a small mid-air
freak-out and then deftly executed a tight u-turn to splash down a safe
distance away). watching whole airborne schools is nothing short of
marvelous. but i did find myself wondering whether, in their ingenious
avoidance of marine predators, they ever put themselves into other
harm's way.
well.
yesterday afternoon on whale watch we were joined by a young gannet.
its aerial grace was breathtaking (although it did unfortunately
remind us that our friendly neighborhood owl was rather far from home
and its usual comfort zone). it wheeled and soared, scratched itself
in mid-flight with its bright orange feet, zoomed past the ship and
then dropped back to make another swooping pass. and soon, it began to
dive - not into the water, but skimming just above its surface, in hot
pursuit of (you guessed it) the flying fish.
the chases were intense. the gannet would make a few high passes, then
drop and put on a burst of speed and rocket over the low waves; the
gliding fish shortened their flights noticeably in response, and
usually escaped back into aqua firma just centimeters from the pursuing
beak. of the ten or so attempts i witnessed, i believe the gannet took
three unlucky fliers, diving briefly into the water following each
catch and floating smugly for a few moments before rising to start
again.
watching the whole sequence elicited the usual mixed feelings - the
excitement of the chase, the admiration for the sleek and speedy
gannet, and the simultaneous inner cheer whenever the splash of safety
came just in time. and as usual, these emotions had absolutely no
bearing out the outcome - probably for the best, since i caught myself
half-hoping that a higher trophic power (say, a whale) might suddenly
rear its head and snatch the careening gannet in a blaze of karma. (of
course no such preposterous event transpired. but my camera and i
were ready just in case.)
sometimes the most mundane aspects of a travel experience make the
biggest impression, so i'd like to dedicate today's entry to food,
preceded by a brief weather report. neptune has continued to smile
upon us, with very gentle swells accompanied by light zephyrs, or
sometimes more refreshingly stiff gusts, as we move further into the
tropics. it is now decidedly muggy and the air conditioning is on in
most parts of the ship, although in our cabin we prefer to leave the
porthole open instead. conditions have been fairly good (in theory)
for whale-spotting, although the whales are not playing along. instead
we've had flocks of flying fish and visits from several birds,
including - of all bizarre candidates - an owl. before today i would
almost certainly have scorned the idea of a sea owl, but short of a
mass hallucination and some very weird camera tricks, i can't explain
it away. this should-be nocturnal land-dweller flew with us for
several hours this morning, in fact, and may return tomorrow, if it
decided to roost somewhere on the ship.
and it was far and away today's most exciting wildlife event. apart
from the whale-spotting efforts, the days until we reach our first
biological sampling stations are mostly revolving around meals. we are
fed four times a day, every four hours starting from 7.30, and all
other scheduled activities (plus naps, owl-spotting, and cards) are
meticulously slotted in between.
my biggest reservation about joining this cruise, after the
inconvenience of its timing and the nearly six-week absence from home
and the pebbles, was actually the food. i freely admit that i am a
picky eater, and i'm pretty sure the relief i felt when i started
cooking for myself was surpassed only by my mother's relief at the same
development. my usual list of don't-eat foods includes (but is not
limited to) onions, seafood (including fish), green peppers, ketchup,
and mayonnaise, plus a few more things usually too obscure to bother
including (but hey, what the heck: veal, duck, any kind of organ meat
or amorphous meat product including most sausages, and beer if that
counts as a food). the list of foods that don't appear on my home menu
but may be eaten as politeness requires is much longer; a small
sampling would include pretty much any bread other than white bread
(especially 'chunky' bread with any kind of seeds, or sweet bread
products like cinnamon bagels), peas, red and yellow peppers, things
with nuts or raisins in them (although i like both on their own),
anything with banana or banana-flavoring other than actual bananas, and
most savory-sweet combo dishes. you can see that the probability of
finding an entirely tintenfisch-approved meal anywhere outside my own
home is near zero.
luckily i married a saint who is both an excellent and accommodating
cook, and whose own don't-eat list is short and very compatible,
consisting of seafood and the easily omittable parsley and pineapple.
unluckily, my saint was not coming along on this voyage, and i would be
at the mercy of an entirely unknown russian kitchen crew for over a
month, who would be cooking on a scale capable of sustaining sixty
people four times a day (enough to give the strongest of constitutions
pause, i suspect) . i packed a few chocolate bars, and a bag of
cookies, resigned myself to probably suspending a few of the don't-eats
(fish, for example), and envisioned either making illicit friends with
some kitchen staff (a working knowledge of russian would have helped
here), and/or returning home in a nearly translucent state.
to no one's astonishment more than my own, i have eaten almost
everything put in front of me; i blame the constant motion of the ship
(it takes a lot of effort to stand 'still'), and the invigorating salt
air. the top-ranking meals so far would have to be the daily soups, a
delicious creamy rice pudding, and a couple of pasta dishes. the
'surprisingly palatable' list contains borscht; a bizarre salad of peas
and chopped pickles, beets, cucumber and carrots; and several kinds of
fish. the 'consumption ban temporarily lifted by necessity' litany (so
far) reads: fish, shrimp, duck, and some kind of salami that was
probably mostly made of blood. and until today i wouldn't have been
able to list anything i actually avoided/refused. but the honeymoon
period couldn't last, of course, and when we sat down to 'tea' (the
3.30 meal) and were faced with bowls of cold chopped chicken buried
under a 2-inch layer of cold chicken-broth flavored gelatine, i drew
the line. i did flop the gelatine layer aside and at least try the
chicken, but i really couldn't get over the resemblance to
jelly-meat-style cat food and had to give up pretty quickly.
it was then that the unlikeliest event of the day, and perhaps of my
lifetime, transpired. the other four biologists in my team watched my
chicken jell-o investigations closely (which i would like to say
stopped short of turning the bowl upside down just to see if it would
hold... but i can't; it did). when i put my fork down, perhaps a
little visibly green around the gills, they pushed away their untouched
bowls as one and shook their heads. and one of them said, in complete
seriousness, 'we know by now that if you won't eat it, we shouldn't
even try.'
well. anyone who knows me will realize how utterly ridiculous that
statement is. i chuckled to myself for the whole rest of today. and i
am considering calling for a helicopter to take me to shore right now,
because i can just tell - no matter how the sampling goes, and what
cool squid we find, i'm pretty sure that at the end of the cruise i
will look back at that statement as my single proudest moment.
hi. i'm in the atlantic ocean, off northwestern africa. in fact, this
morning we officially passed into the tropics by crossing the tropic of
cancer. but let me back up a little.
on saturday/sunday i traveled from auckland to the canary islands
(that sounds so simple... but it involved auckland, lax, heathrow,
madrid, and las palmas over the course of 36 hours). the ship departed
around 10pm (about two hours after i arrived), and by the following
morning we were well and truly at sea, out of sight of land.
so far the weather has been excellent - partly to only slightly cloudy
and very calm seas (although today we have gentle, but noticeable swell
- enough that if i sit back in the chair, squarely on the floor, at the
very farthest point of the roll it starts to feel precarious).
we spent the first day settling in, and all the biologists on board
(about 15, covering a range of zoological fields from plankton to
sponges to fish, squid and marine mammals) met yesterday afternoon for
our briefing about this expedition and our planned sampling schedule.
traveling at 10-11 knots, we won't reach our first official sampling
station (about 1600 miles from las palmas) for about another five days
(with one 'practice' station on the way), but in the meantime my group
is helping with a cetacean-spotting effort, with each of us watching
for whales and dolphins two hours a day. so far one pod of dolphins at
a distance and one pod of about 20 pilot whales have been spotted, but
neither by me. hopefully by the time i'm able to upload photos
(december) that will have changed...
but i did see something rather unique this morning, when i woke up at
4am (hello, jetlag! there you are!). a glance out our porthole
suggested that stargazing might be worthwhile, so i went up on deck and
watched the ship's antennae swaying through orion, taurus and the
pleiades for a while. when i stood up, i realized that something even
better than stargazing was on offer: our passage was disturbing
thousands of pyrosomes, which were flashing underwater like muffled
fireworks, sometimes one every few seconds, sometimes dozens at once.
pyrosomes look like glowing green cucumbers, and i saw them once on
the rainbow warrior, but didn't have the chance to watch them like
this. so i stood by the railing for about two hours, captivated.
and then the squid started flying.
among the pyrosomes, they popped out of the water for short, gliding
hops, each flight maybe 2m, with some individuals making several jumps
in a row. i didn't get as good a look at them as i would have liked -
the sides of the ship are partly illuminated at night but within a few
meters the light dissipates, so while i could see that something
roughly squid-shaped and about 30cm long was definitely jumping, i
can't be absolutely certain that they were squid. but flying squid do
exist (i studied a number of hapless specimens myself that were
originally collected from ship decks, following ill-fated jumps), and
these didn't fly like fish, so i'm going to stand by my first
impression, darkness, jetlag and glasses notwithstanding.
i realize this is sounding like a bad acid trip, but i woke up my
roommate and she can at least confirm that the pyrosomes were real.
i'm not sure whether the others believe me about the squid, since i
was the only one to see them, and we were talking about flying squid
just yesterday (probably seems just a little too convenient). the
conditions weren't exactly conducive to photography, but again, perhaps
by the time i can put photos up here, there will be some evidence. for
now i'll leave it to your imagination.
inkspotters, there is a chance that the entire month of november will be update-free. i am off on a five-week research trip as of tomorrow, to the south atlantic ocean. i hear that there will be email access (kind of counting on that actually), so i hope to get a few posts up here via the pebbles. but if that doesn't work out, i'll tell all when i return in early december. until next time, whenever it may be!
spider friends, in honor of hallowe'en this week (well... our hallowe'en party is tonight since i'll be away next week), i bring you a truly freaky spider. in fact, i consider this possibly the most creepy spider i've ever seen. (and alas, like most of the really cool exotics, i haven't actually seen it myself, so i'm borrowing someone else's photo again - and the credit was extremely difficult to find, so if anyone knows of updated copyright info, please let me know.)
this is an assassin spider, family archaeidae.
for further nightmates, check out this animation, one interpretation of how the archaeid may hunt and feed. on a related page (warning, more seriously creepy-looking bugs) there are lots more photos. and here's a really old one preserved in amber.
not a huge amount is known about these guys, and i certainly can't add anything. there seems to be consensus that the elongated 'neck' region of the cephalothorax is what gives them the height and leverage to support those jaws, so they can kill other spiders without being in range of the prey's own jaws. (mm, macabre.) but from what's been reported so far, they only appear to reach a few millimeters in length (but what about the height? ... eek), so at least if you came across one and weren't specifically out to see it, you probably wouldn't notice. see, there's a silver lining. ;)
oh, and the other silver lining, if you really hate spiders (and aren't just squicked out by this one), is that webnesday will be on hold now for six weeks while i'm at sea.
this weekend we celebrated our one-year anniversary. we still had an outstanding wedding present (outstanding indeed), a mystery weekend away, and decided to cash it in for a getaway in celebration of the past twelve months. (actually a week early, but who's counting? ... er, obviously, we are.)
our destination turned out to be a lovely bach on orua bay, at the northern tip of the awhitu peninsula. the bach was only accessible for two hours at low tide (by driving along the beach), so once we arrived on friday afternoon, we were in for the weekend. and it was blissful. we only saw other people from a distance, strolling on the beach. the manic rain-and-shine weather was perfect for reading, watching movies, beachwalking, and cuddling up on the old couch on the porch, sheltered by an overhanging roof and about 20m from the water's edge (depending on tide). tuis sang all day and kingfishers perched on the power lines, watching for their dinner in the waves lapping below. herons strutted and seagulls dropped unlucky seastars and shellfish on the rocks.
we discovered the long-beached hulk of a small sailboat, nearly snarled in the roots of an overhanging pohutukawa tree; under the roots was a cave fully tall enough to stand up in. we watched the sunrise on saturday morning, then went back to sleep until 11. we followed the decadent menu our friends had planned and provided for us, prowled the exposed seagrass beds and pools at low tide, napped, and lounged around in companionable sloth.
do we really have to wait one more whole year for the next one?